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| Joke by
Tarana on Saturday, October 8, 2005 at 22:54 |
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during an operation time
Q: Why do doctors and nurses wear masks during an operation?
A: If somebody screws up, nobody will know who it was.
I hope u like it!  |
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| Joke by
Tarana on Saturday, October 8, 2005 at 22:48 |
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funny woman
A woman has a heart attack and almost dies on the operating table.
During her near death experience, she sees God and asks him, "Is it
my time yet?"
God responds, "No. You have another 40 years to live."
The woman recovers and figures, since she's got 40 more years to
live, she might as well get a face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
As she walks out of the hospital, she's killed by a runaway ambulance.
She goes up to heaven and says to God, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years left?!"
God replies, "Yes, but I didn't recognize you."
hahaha
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| Joke by
afgunsoulja on Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 11:00 |
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chinees man bein throwen out
there was a italian man chinese man and canadian man
the italian man had a pizza he threw it out and he said i dont need it caz i have alot of pizza's in italy, so the chinese man threw out his sushi and said i dont need this caz i got lotta of these in china, then the canadian man had nuttin to throw out so then he sees the chinese man, and throws him out and says i dont need him i gott loot of this ppl in canada
ahahahhaha lol aint it funny? |
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| Joke by
Rashid on Saturday, May 21, 2005 at 05:57 |
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afghanistanjan
Once a canadian, an Arab guy and Afghaniwere traveling in plane.First while the plane was over america the american took his hand out of the plane so his hand was freezed because of cold weather.Then the plane came over saudi arabia and the arab man took his hand out so it was burned because of hot weather.At last the plane came on kabul jan and the afghani guy took his hand out adn when he looked at his hand his watch was not on his wrist..HEHE |
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| Joke by
Dr Mariam on Wednesday, February 2, 2005 at 16:04 |
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shops
Q. why did the Romans build straight roads?
A.so the pakies couldn't open corner shops
lol!!! |
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| Joke by
Rafiq2000 on Friday, January 7, 2005 at 14:01 |
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bashingbothsexes
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lb.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 min.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual Harassment
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A: Marriage
Q: How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: What is a man's view of safe sex?
A: A padded headboard.
Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but wearable"
Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular woman at the nudist colony?
A: The woman who ate the last donut.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest breasts?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.
Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where the breast went.
Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.
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| Joke by
Rafiq2000 on Friday, January 7, 2005 at 13:56 |
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billgatesinafghanistan
Bill Gates was in Afghanistan a few days ago.
He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows2000
version in Dari. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Dari version of...
KEELKEEN 2000:
Phaail = File
nigah ko = Save
etto nigah ko = Save as
kulish nigah ko = Save All
wee chee koonom = Help
intikhaab=Select
kulish intikhaab=Select All
Ya khoda koja ast? = Find
khaak basarish, baaz koja ast? = Find Again
az inja da unja = Move
khat = Mail
khatwala = Mailer
da doorbeen saiko = Zoom
az dhoor saiko = Zoom Out
waazish ko = Open
Bandish ko = Close
Naw = New
badal ko = Replace
bidau ke namee dawee = Run
Chaap ko = Print
sai kada chaap ko = Print Preview
Kaapi ko = Copy ghaichi ko = Cut
shereesh ko = Paste
eto shereesh ko ke baaz ghaichi nashawa = Paste Special
gomish ko = Delete
saiko = View
SAAmAAnAA = Tools
destarkhAAn = Spreadsheet
daroo ko = insert
Khordish ko = Compress
moosh = mouse
Tik-Tak ko = Click
az inja da unja. az unja da inja=scrollbar
khaana buro = Exit
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| Joke by
Masood on Sunday, November 14, 2004 at 13:08 |
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elephant....n....ant
an elephant and an ant were best friends... one day the elephant had an acident... and was submited in the hospital.....
somehow the ant was informed ... he ran to the hospital as quickly as he could.... when he reach to da hospital the doctor ask him that ... why are you here ?...
the ant said to da doctor..... " my friend might need blood " |
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| Joke by
Masood on Sunday, November 14, 2004 at 13:01 |
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taliban....n......namaaz
taliban had just captured over afghanistan, kabul. and they were looking for people who doesn't know how to pray....
finally they find a man.... one of the talib asked him : tell me how many ( rukaats ) are there in namaz-e-fagir .. the man was pretty scared that he doesn't say it wrong ...so he said 7 rukoo... the talib slaped him over n over and ask him again ...the man thought that he said it less so this time he said 15 rukoos.. the talib hit again ...the man said 25 rokoos ...again he got hit from the talib....finally he said 40 rukoos.... the talib almost killed him.....
on the way to his home one of his friend saw him in a bad condition . he asked him wt happen to him ..the man told his story to him .. his friend said ... aah man ,you should,ve say that 4 rukoos in namaz-e-fajir... 2 sunah and 2 farz.....
the man said to his friend ..i told them 40 rukoos they didn't accept .... if i would say 4 they could,ve kill me |
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| Joke by
lil Funny Girl on Wednesday, June 9, 2004 at 00:36 |
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awoman
ok...once a FAT woman went to the store..
she was walking then she sliped on a banana peal and she fell down!! and broke her tooth!!!!!!! looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
That was funny huh?
i know it was...u dont gotta tell me
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